Mad on mercury

Because we're all a bit mad here

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theinsanesinger:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know


Is there a rule to how hard we can hit the button?

theinsanesinger:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

Is there a rule to how hard we can hit the button?

(Source: homestackers)

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Dungeons & Dragons Table etiquette

drferox:

Dungeons & Dragons, at its heart, is a game about interacting with people. As with all interactions with people, there are certain things you should take care to always do or not do. Every group will be different, but here are some examples.

  • Your dice are your dice. Someone else’s dice are not…

Filed under d&d gaming

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columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

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Filed under accurate adult emails spend so much time crafting them for a 'k' response

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magicaljojo:

I CAME BACK FROM KYARY PAMYU PAMYU CONCERT AND I DID THE THING I GOT TO JOJO POSE WITH HER IN COSPLAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT’S ONE THING OFF MY BUCKET LIST BYE

magicaljojo:

I CAME BACK FROM KYARY PAMYU PAMYU CONCERT AND I DID THE THING I GOT TO JOJO POSE WITH HER IN COSPLAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT’S ONE THING OFF MY BUCKET LIST BYE

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